#14: 15 Ways To Annoy People

1.  Make beeping noises when a large person backs up
2. Sniffle incessantly.
3. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what SHE said"
4. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 
5. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Sanitizer
6. Practice making fax and modem noises. 
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.  
9. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
10. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.  
11. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
12. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 
13. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
14. Honk and wave to strangers.
15. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"