Dear Santa:
It's really ironic that you get to judge whos naughty and nice. I mean your the one with a sweatshop full of children slaves working for you all year long, not to mention all those kids you put on your lap every year! And on top of all that over 1 billion "Breaking and Entering" felonies every Christmas eve. I'm not going to bother mentioning your drunk @ss in the street running after woman yelling " HO-HO-HO "
So putting all this into perspective, I have been a Saint compared to you, So please leave me the new Green Day album and I wont report you.
Yours Truly
-Liam
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